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Well, tomorrow, John Edwards' wife, Elizabeth Edwards, a great woman, is going to be on 'Oprah.' How many of you are going to watch that? How many of would you rather see her beat the crap out of her husband on 'Jerry Springer?'" --Jay Leno

"Former presidential candidate John Edwards has admitted that Federal investigators are looking into his presidential campaign finances and the fact that he paid over $100,000 to his mistress. Edwards is denying any impropriety -- he said his mistress earned every penny." --Jay Leno